1
VOTERS APPROVE SCHOOLS TECHNOLOGY BOND
Plus, new funding for "texting thumb" treatment.
2
BEHAVIORAL HEALTH PROVIDERS CLEARED OF FRAUD
Two years later. Can we get the governor some counseling now?
3
ACTRESS MARGOT ROBBIE TELLS COLBERT NEW MEXICANS HAVE "LOTS OF MISSING TEETH"
Better than being rich, beautiful and dumb as a rock.
4
ZIA DINER CLOSES
We're playing taps and making brunch at home.
5
RED LOBSTER SALES SPIKE THANKS TO NEW BEYONCE SONG
Also, ammo as an accessory is making a comeback. Thanks, Bey!
6
SANTA FE GOES NUTS FOR BRONCOS SUPER BOWL VICTORY
For the record, we still think the NFL letting Washington keep the name Redskins is some racist bullshit.
7
ANOTHER BILLY THE KID PICTURE MAKES THE DAILY FRONT PAGE
Wait till you see the picture we have of Patti Bushee when she first became a city councilor.