1
LAW TO STOP PEDICURES ON THE PUBLIC DIME STALLS IN THE SENATE
Pun alert: Taxpayers shouldn't have to foot that bill.
2
101 BILLS CLEAR BOTH CHAMBERS BEFORE LEGISLATIVE SESSION ENDS
And Cruella DeVille is still waiting in the wings to sign or not sign them.
3
FORMER SECRETARY OF STATE SAYS PUBLIC SPEAKING SENTENCE ENDANGERS HER LIFE
Kind of like the way that embezzling campaign funds endangers democracy.
4
WHEEL OF FORTUNE IS LOOKING FOR NM PLAYERS
Want to buy a vowel? You probably can't afford it.
5
APPLE FIGHTS FEDS OVER HACKING IPHONE
Government password guessers are bad at this. Have they tried "F*ckThePolice" yet?
6
STARBUCKS CHANGES REWARD PROGRAM
Buying local might not have a fancy app, but we think it's more rewarding.
7
STUDY SAYS NEW MEXICANS ARE SLOW TALKERS
But fast on the draw.
