1
NUDE DRIVER LEADS POLICE ON CHASE
Don't tell us that you haven't been tempted at least once to go 100 mph on the bypass with your junk out.
2
NEW COUNCILORS AND JUDGE SWORN IN
"Who cares?" says 82 percent of Santa Fe voters.
3
LAWYER SAYS JAY MccLESKEY FBI INVESTIGATION IS OVER
Pizzzzza and cokes all around!
4
HOLLY HOLM LOSES UFC TITLE FIGHT
Refusing to tap out, that's New Mexico like fuck.
5
DONALD TRUMP BECOMES THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO OPENLY TALK ABOUT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS
But we suspect he's not got those facts right, either.
6
NANCY REAGAN DIES AT 94
She brought us the original red power dress and "Just say no." Thanks for the dress.
7
SANTA FE HOME SHOW TO HOST LEGO COMPETITION
The only thing that can really be built affordably right now.
