1
GOV. MARTINEZ TO ATTEND GOP DINNER WITH TRUMP
Do you see the size of that pizza? It's yuuuuuuuugggge.
2
NM SENATOR'S NAME REPORTEDLY IN VP HAT FOR DEMS
Which sounds better: "Hillary and Heinrich" or "Clinton and Martin"?
3
JAIL DRUG SMUGGLERS USE HAIR CLIPPERS
Those sweet fades aren't going to cut themselves.
4
SANTA FE CITY COUNCIL PROPOSES AN END TO SLANDEROUS REMARKS
Hurt feelings take precedence over bad roads, affordable housing, crime and gentrification.
5
NATIONAL ARBORETUM LOOKS FOR HELP NAMING EAGLETS
Idea: Glenn and Don.
6
OLD-TIME MUSIC FEST WON'T HAPPEN AT COUNTY FAIRGROUNDS THIS SUMMER
The replacement new-time music fest involves sitting alone in your house with the Spotify turned way up.
7
COURT OF APPEALS GRANTS ELDORADO CHICKEN VICTORY
Now back to your other First World problems.
