1
BISON BECOMES THE NATIONAL MAMMAL
At least it's better than the jackass.
2
PfIZER BLOCKS DRUGS FROM USE IN EXECUTIONS
Now Texas will just have to go back to the slow death: lard.
3
HIT-AND-RUN CHARGES AGAINST EX-GOV. RICHARDSON TO BE HEARD BY SYMPATHETIC RETIRED JUDGE
Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name.
4
SOME MEN ARE MAD ABOUT ALL-FEMALE GHOSTBUSTERS REMAKE
See how Sony really does care about chicks?
5
STATE AUDITOR SAYS ELECTIONS ARE UNDERFUNDED
Not the candidates, they are rolling in cash. It's the actual election process that NM can't seem to fully fund.
6
SCIENTISTS AT SANTA FE CONVENTION FALL ILL WITH NOROVIRUS
When neither hanta nor Zika seems right.
7
SF WOMAN SUES McDONALD'S OVER TOILET PAPER MISHAP
She's not loving it.
