1
ELEPHANT BUTTE DAM TURNS 100
Slogan idea—Elephant Butte: Home of That One Serial Killer.
2
THIEVES MAKE OFF WITH TRAILER CONTAINING $35K WORTH OF ZOZOBRA MERCH
We bet they were disappointed.
3
CERRILLOS ROAD CONSTRUCTION BEHIND SCHEDULE
For a road that's 600 years old, they sure do need to do a lot to it.
4
NEW "VOIDS" DISCOVERED IN GREAT PYRAMID
Fun fact: Construction of the pyramids began at roughly the same time as did Cerrillos Road construction.
5
ECUADOR LIMITS JULIAN ASSANGE'S INTERNET ACCESS
We don't even like when Netflix takes more than three seconds.
6
ROBBERY SUSPECT TAUNTS SF COPS ON FACEBOOK
Now behind bars, he's got even less hope of using the internet than Julian Assange.
7
TRUMP OUTPACES CLINTON IN HALLOWEEN costume SALES FIGURES
At least he'll win something.
