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LOW PRECIPITATION PREDICTED FOR UPCOMING WINTER
We considered making this our lead story, but then it rained all night long.
2
NM GAME AND FISH BUDGET DIRECTOR STEALS $13,000 WORTH OF COMPUTERS
Co-workers always thought she seemed fishy ...
3
UNM GALLUP EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR SPENDS THOUSANDS OF TAXPAYER DOLLARS on BIGFOOT CONFERENCE
This is an actual thing that happened.
4
SEASON 6 OF LONGMIRE WILL BE ITS FINAL
Bad news for middle-aged moms everywhere.
5
SECRETARY OF STATE CANDIDATE NORA ESPINOZA SAYS OMISSION OF POLITICAL CONSULTANT ON PAPERWORK WAS AN "OVERSIGHT"
She's also out in the world with wearing this hat.
6
FIREWORKS NOW PLANNED FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE ON THE PLAZA
A great way to mask the gunfire.
7
THE 2016 ELECTION IS OVER
__________ Write your own damn joke.
