1
TOM UDALL WON'T RUN FOR GOVERNOR in 2018
Too bad. But seriously, at this point we’d take Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s or, like, a friendly dog wearing sunglasses.
2
CIA CONCLUDES RUSSIA INTERFERED IN ELECTION
"But is that, like, a really big deal?" asks most of America.
3
COUPLE ROBBED ON CANYON ROAD
And we don't mean by the galleries.
4
SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS VOTE TO BECOME SANCTUARY SCHOOL DISTRICT
Will the entire school board fly to NYC to be interviewed by Megyn Kelly?
5
SANTA FE OPERA'S COLD MOUNTAIN NOMINATED FOR GRAMMY AWARD
Which effectively says SFO is at least as good as Justin Bieber.
6
GUITAR WORLD MAGAZINE TO DROP BIKINI MODELS FROM ANNUAL GEAR GUIDE
Turns out women actually know how to play the guitar and do things besides wear bikinis.
7
MAYOR REMOVES DIET SODA FROM SUGAR TAX PROPOSAL
Because artificial sweeteners are perfectly healthy.
