1
TAX SECRETARY RESIGNS AMID EMBEZZLEMENT PROBE
Susana sure knows how to pick 'em..
2
ELECTORAL COLLEGE OFFICIALLY VOTES TRUMP INTO PRESIDENCY
So much for the Hail Mary play.
3
STATE UNEMPLOYMENT IS SECOND-HIGHEST IN THE NATION
There's at least one job up for grabs at the Tax and Revenue Department.
4
LASER PROJECTIONS REPLACE OUTDOOR HOLIDAY LIGHTS
Like the Bat-Signal for Santa.
5
INVENTOR OF HEIMLICH MANEUVER DIES
At the age of 96 and with a clear esophagus.
6
LYFT IS IN SANTA FE
We fully support cars wearing mustaches.
7
2016 IS FINALLY OVER
And with Fast & Furious 8 on the way, things are looking bright for 2017.
