1
PEOPLE STILL HATE THAT PROPOSED SUGAR TAX
Soda is apparently super-important to our citizens.
2
BUT AT LEAST THERE'S NEW BLOOD FOR THE UPCOMING LEGISLATIVE SESSION
Expect crazy wait times at Rio Chama.
3
LOCAL MAN ARRESTED FOLLOWING FAILED MEDPOT DISPENSARY BURGLARY
He should've stuck to eating gummy candy and watching daytime TV.
4
MUSIC ON THE HILL SUMMER SERIES HOPING TO ATTRACT MORE SPONSORSHIPS OR FACE POTENTIAL TROUBLE
Too bad, because you can't see aging jazz and Americana musicians perform just anywhere around here.
5
EPA WON'T PAY FINES FOR WASTE SPILL IN COLORADO
It's so weird, because usually we can trust government agencies to do the right thing.
6
STATE OF THE STATE ADDRESS PROMISES PENDING BUSINESS ANNOUNCEMENT
We can't wait to see which corporate overlord gets a kickback this time.
7
BUT AT LEAST THERE'S ...
Wait. What? We can't think of anything.
