1
SANTA FE FACES LIFEGUARD SHORTAGE
Public pool hours are gonna take a real dive.
2
BETSY DEVOS CONFIRMED AS US SECRETARY OF EDUCATION
What's a school again?
3
PRO-MARIJUANA RALLY AT ROUNDHOUSE NOT SO HIGHLY ATTENDED (HA!)
Pro tip: It would have drawn a better crowd if labeled "Wake and Bake Rally"
4
MAYOR GONZALES HAD ARMED GUARDS AT "MEET THE MAYOR" EVENT
Santa Fe is really serious about hating that sugar tax.
5
CITY EMPLOYEE PHOTOGRAPHED NAPPING AT WORK
Mandatory "Living Nap" at all businesses is the next big initiative.
6
GOP BILL FOR SALE OF PUBLIC LANDS RESCINDED
Remind us how marches and protests don't work?
7
CAMEL ROCK CRUMBLES
It was just the muzzle. The toe is fine.
