1
AMERICAN SPIRIT WILL DROP "NATURAL" FROM PACKAGING
As long as they're gluten-free.
2
AMAZON TO COLLECT SALES TAX IN NM
You may also like: gas, cars, sugar-sweetened beverages.
3
J.CREW DESIGNS GEOGRAPHICALLY INACCURATE NM T-SHIRT
At least they didn't place us in Mexico.
4
LEGISLATURE MULLS CHILE LICENSE PLATE
Christmas, por favor.
5
SESSIONS MET WITH THE RUSSIANS, THEN LIED ABOUT IT
"Привет! Welcome to the Kooky Kremlin Krew."
6
NM LAWMAKERS PASS ON MARIJUANA RULE CHANGE
Fun fact: The Colorado border is 153 miles from Santa Fe.
7
THE PRESIDENT PUSHES WIRETAPPING CONSPIRACY THEORY
Or as it's known in the United States, "a typical Saturday morning."
