1
COMEDIAN WITH SEXIST/TRANSPHOBIC ACT MENTIONS SANTA FE IN HIS NEW NETFLIX SPECIAL
That banana guy was a jerk, too.
2
Santa Fe Public Schools SNOW DAY FOR ACTIVISM DRAWS CRITICISM FROM STATE
Skipping class for a better tomorrow.
3
SFR's LAWSUIT OVER GOVERNOR'S CRAPPY RECORDS COMPLIANCE HEADS TO TRIAL
Because waiting three years for records is better than waiting for hell to freeze over.
4
REPUBLICAN LAWYERS SUE Attorney General FOR WITHHOLDING RECORDS ON 'POLITICAL GROUNDS'
It totally sucks when someone does it to you, huh?
5
OBAMACARE WAS NOT REPEALED
Bad news if you were hoping to just die already.
6
AND THAT GUY IN THE WHITE HOUSE SAYS HE'S MOVING ON TO THE NEXT BIG THING
Sometimes we're grateful for his short attention span.
7
UBER SELF-DRIVING CAR CRASHES IN PHOENIX
Robocar probably still does a better job than half the human drivers on their cell phones.