1
PRO-TAX FACTION CANCEL TACO 'BRIBES' IN SODA WAR
Taco 'bout democracy!
2
GOVERNOR VETOES A TON MORE BILLS
Governor No just doesn't seem like a good enough nickname.
3
JUDGE SAYS STATE CAN'T force CANNABIS STORE to be closed on 4/20
At least there's some justice in the world.
4
IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD for that PROPOSED $5 MILLION CITY HANDOUT TO NEW MEXICO SCHOOL FOR THE ARTS
Dance it out, kids … dance it out.
5
CITY COUNCILOR SIGNE LINDELL WANTS TO BAN ALL CIGARETTES, CIGARS and VAPING FROM SUMMER BANDSTAND CONCERTS
No ban on dancing. Yet. Maybe a tax, though?
6
ANNUAL CHIMAYÓ PILGRIMAGE UNDERWAY
Unconfirmed reports of free tacos to the first 400 finishers.
7
EVERYBODY LOVES UNITED AIRLINES
Please fasten your safety belt low and tight across your jaw.
