1
STARBUCKS RELEASES UNICORN FRAPPUCCINO
A sure sign of the end times … if the word "frappuccino" didn't already do the trick.
2
SANTA FE SCHOOLS BUDGET OUTLOOK IMPROVES
Soon we'll go from closing two schools to free unicorn frappuccinos for every boy and girl!
3
SANTA FE MANUAL HITS NEWSSTANDS
Now you know what to do for the next year.
4
THOUSANDS MARCH FOR SCIENCE
You can't ignore us! Unless, you know, you ignore us.
5
ARCHDIOCESE BACKS SUGARY DRINK TAX
Communion wine not affected. What would Jesus drink?
6
SUPREME COURT TO HEAR LEGISLATIVE LAWSUIT AGAINST GOVERNOR
Distinct possibility that the state will implode from all three branches of government being in the same place at the same time.
7
GOV, LAWMAKERS BICKER OVER FURLOUGHS
If anyone should be taking forced days off...
