1
SFPD WANTS TO SPEND $27K ON SEGWAY SCOOTERS
Apparently we've been taking them too seriously up until now.
2
SOUTHSIDE LIBRARY TURNS 10
No joke, we love libraries!
3
STATE INVESTS IN FERTILIZER COMPANY CALLED BAYOTECH
Is that like Baywatch in any way?
4
2,200 BICYCLISTS PEDAL 25-, 50- and 100-MILES IN SANTA FE CENTURY
And their butts are still sore today, we bet.
5
SANTA FE BAKING CO. TO RETURN AS NEW BAKING CO.
Thank. God.
6
JET ONCE OWNED BY ELVIS IS FOR SALE IN ROSWELL
Horrible drug addiction and catalog of songs stolen from black people not included.
7
SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER
When is that new Baywatch movie coming out?
