1
COMEY SPOKE
But we were all pretty much like, "Tell us something we don't know."
2
SKANDERA STEPS DOWN
Ding dong, the—aw, you know the rest.
3
SANTA FE COMMUNITY COLLEGE CUTS RADIOLOGY, GALLERY MANAGEMENT COURSES
X-raying artworks á la The Thomas Crown Affair just took a pretty major hit in Santa Fe.
4
FIRST CASE OF PLAGUE IN HUMANS FOR THE YEAR REPORTED
New Mexico: Come for the sunsets, stay for the diseases you didn't even know existed anymore.
5
ELDORADO TortoisE FLEES HOME for the third time
Leaving towns where real news occurs agog.
6
ROSE PARK TURNS 60
This would have been higher up on the list, but then the tortoise thing happened...
7
RAToN MCDONALD'S FRANCHISE IN HOT WATER FOR BILLBOARD SUGGESTIVE OF MARIJUANA USE
Typical—the first time McDonald's does something cool and this is what happens.