1
SPACEPORT TO RECEIVE LIMITED USE OF TAX BUCKS
And yet not a single one of us has been to space yet!
2
2017 ZOZOBRA TO OFFER VIP TICKETING
Light your money on fire at the Pagan cleansing ritual!
3
FLYING J TRUCKSTOP TOWNHALL MEETING DOESN'T GO ACCORDING TO PLAN AS ATTENDEES HECKLE ORGANIZERS, WALK OUT
If you don't want this business to open, we suggest you immediately stop buying anything that ever rode in a truck.
4
FENN TREASURE SURE SEEMS TO CAUSE AN AWFUL LOT OF DEATHS
Especially since the treasure was love this whole time.
5
New Mexico 34th IN STUDENT SPENDING
But first in treasure-hunter deaths!
6
LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LABS IMPROPERLY SHIPS NUCLEAR MATERIALS
Turns out unsealed envelopes don't really cut it.
7
SFR BEST OF SANTA FE PARTY TO INCLUDE DUNK TANK
Wait'll you see who's signed up to get dunked…
