1
PRISON GUARD ACCUSED OF SMUGGLING DRUGS INTO STATE PEN
Man, prison isn't even as cool as film and television have led us to believe!
2
OLD MEXICO GROWS CHILE, TOO
We don't care where it's from so long as Denver doesn't try to horn in on it.
3
ALBUQUERQUE POLICE UNION BESTOWS "MOST OUT OF TOUCH WITH THE COMMUNITY AWARD" ON THE ABQ CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
Pretty big words from a body that scares the living shit out of everyone.
4
BETTER CALL SAUL RENEWED FOR fourth SEASON
Great news for New Mexico jobs, better news for people who've entirely given up on trying to leave the house ever again.
5
COEN BROthers BACK IN New Mexico TO FILM THE BALLAD OF BUSTER SCRUGGS
It's probably dark or something.
6
KOB-TV NEWS TRUCK STOLEN WHILE FILMING
This just in: That's a stupid thing to steal.
7
TURNS OUT THE SPECIAL SUGARY DRINK TAX ELECTION COST TAXPAYERS LESS THAN WAS ESTIMATED
There. Now let us never speak of this again.
