1
HEALTH CARE REFORM DIES AGAIN
God bless those GOP mavericks (and John McCain, too).
2
WE'VE ALL BEEN DRINKING URANIUM!
So far the only superpower we've developed is the ability to piss everyone off with a single sentence, but that might have been a pre-existing condition.
3
SCARAMUCCI OUSTED AFTER JUST 10 DAYS
Beelzebub no longer has (this particular) devil put aside for me (for me, for me).
4
MEDIAN WEEDS ARE APPARENTLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS IN SANTA FE
Maybe trigger-happy cops with secret disciplinary records killing the mentally ill might also be a thing?
5
THE GLUEY BROTHERS BLEW EVERYONE'S MINDS AT THE SFR BEST OF SANTA FE PARTY
Seriously. We forgot how to drive, our minds were so blown.
6
MISSING ALBUQUERQUE TORTOISE RETURNED HOME SAFELY
Man, there sure is a lot of tortoise news in New Mexico.
7
SANTA FE RAILYARD BUILDING UP FOR SALE
We know there's an REI in there, but hear us out: What about a bowling alley?
