1
MAN BRINGS GUN TO CITY COUNCIL MEETING
Maybe he was just on his way home from an audition for the remake of Miami Vice? #NMfilm
2
NEW MEXICAN EXPOSES SECRET SETTLEMENT OVER LOVELACE TAX FRAUD
Who doesn't love a good secret?
3
CITY KEEPS BICENTENNIAL POOL OPEN LONGER THIS YEAR
Because no one was ready to admit summer has to end.
4
SCHOOL YEAR RESUMES
Buena suerte, kiddos. We are depending on you.
5
PANTONE HONORS PRINCE WITH COLOR NAME
Love Symbol #2 looks like purple to us.
6
TIKI TORCHES MAKER PUBLICLY DISAVOWS SUPREMACIST GROUPS
Also, Sharpie is not responsible for misspelled protest signs.
7
JUDGE TOSSES GOVERNOR'S VETOES
Sarah Singleton is about to retire and apparently feels like sticking it to the (wo)man.