1
ENROLLMENT DOWN AT NEW MEXICO UNIVERSITIES
It's almost like a lack of decent jobs and affordable places to live around here are bad things.
2
RECORD CROWDS REPORTEDLY ATTEND ZOZOBRA
And way to not murder anyone, everyone!
3
SPEAKING OF ZOZO, BBC USES OLD MAN GLOOM PHOTO FOR STORY ABOUT BURNING MAN DEATH
Not all flammable puppets are the same, BBC.
4
SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOL STUDENTS CAN CHOOSE TO SKIP FIESTAS ACTIVITIES
There. Fixed forever.
5
UNMANNED SPEED VANS ARE BACK
We’re basically living in Minority Report.
6
JOHN WATERS LOCKED DOWN FOR THIS YEAR'S SANTA FE INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAl
Cooler than the coolest drape—yes, that’s a Cry-Baby joke
7
DACA RESCINDED
FUCK.
