JAVIER GONZALES DECLARES RUN FOR LT. GOVERNORApparently, single-parenting an eighth grader is problem solved!
THEN, GONZALES DECLARES EMERGENCY FOR LOUSY CELL SERVICEHis daughter’s YouTube stream was crazy slow and totes annoying.
EVERYONE YOU KNOW NOW A BITCOIN EXPERTThey just can’t tell you what it is, how it works, how to use it to buy anything or where to get it.
BUSINESSES KEEP CLOSING IN SANTA FEAnd local “experts” flock to Facebook with totally helpful comments about what they should have done to make it work.
JUDD NELSON REPORTEDLY TO APPEAR IN LOCALLY-MADE FILM, SANTA FAKESuddenly Susan no longer the jewel in his resume’s crown…
NM POLICE GET ADVICE FROM MMA FIGHTERNew uniforms are somewhat tighter than the old ones.
GAS PIPELINE EXPLODES IN SOUTHEASTERN NMBut thank goodness for those education dollars.
