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- DORITOS FOR HER IS APPARENTLY A VERY REAL THING
Well, there you go, ladies—gender imbalance fixed forever.
- BREWERY TO HOST RANKED-CHOICE PRACTICE ROUND
Hey! This is New Mexico, we don’t need no stinkin’ beer practice!
- A FEW SNOWFLAKES FELL ON THE MOUNTAIN
In related news, we’re all gonna die this summer … from being on fire.
- SEN. JERRY ORTIZ Y PINO INTRODUCES RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA PROPOSAL
We never tire of this advice: Puff, puff, PASS!
- NATIONAL INSTITUTES OF HEALTH STUDY FINDS CELLPHONE RADIATION AFFECTS ANIMALS
Have fun at that City Council meeting, everybody.
- STOCK MARKET PLUMMETS
But at least Saturday Night Live will have some good material.
- PATRIOTS LOSE SUPER BOWL
We now resume your regularly scheduled mundane lives. Up next, a hundred years of grim existential crises.
