CARLOS GILBERT 6th GRADER WINS NEW MEXICO SPELLING BEEWell, we think that’s just G-R-E-A-T. Great.
BAZILLIONS SHOW UP TO MARCH FOR OUR LIVES AT HOME AND AFARBut yeah, bro, you should totally hold onto the semantics and doublespeak required to justify the antiquated second fucking amendment.
CITY DEVELOPING TWO PHONE APPS, ONE FOR TOURISTS AND ONE FOR LOCAL YOUTHSPshshshsht. Like Santa Fe has local youths.
FEDS SEIZE MILLIONS FROM POJOAQUE CASINOWe hope this doesn’t interfere with the cavalcade of bands we’d have otherwise forgotten about. #AlHurricaneJr4Ever
SUSPICIOUS PACKAGE FOUND AT CAR DEALERSHIP PROBABLY JUST SOME GUY’S BACKPACKWild online speculation notwithstanding.
SFR TOTALLY TOWS CARS THAT DON’T BELONG IN OUR LOT NOWIf the myriad “Don’t Park Here” signs weren’t enough, consider this a good warning.
60 MINUTES AIRS HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED STORMY DANIELS INTERVIEWAnd those of you who wrongly assumed a porn actress would be an idiot can chill out about it now.
