TRUMP ORDERS NATIONAL GUARD TO THE BORDERStarts fire in Trump Tower to celebrate.
GOVERNOR WANNABES REPORT NEARING OR PASSING $2 MILL MARK IN FUNDRAISINGYeah, but where’s all the weed at?
39 CITY EMPLOYEES GETTING TEMPORARY RAISESEveryone else putting their homes on Air BnB to make a few extra bucks.
SANTA FE GETS GRANT TO REIMPLEMENT BOMB SQUAD SOME TIME AFTER 2019Nobody try to blow anything up before then, k? Thanks.
SFR READER LIKENS PROPOSED TRUCKSTOP TO RED LIGHT DISTRICT IN LETTER TO EDITORIf it keeps sex workers safe and drums up a few extra bucks, we’re all for it.
UDALL QUESTIONS ZUCKERBERG ABOUT FACEBOOKNow knows how to de-tag himself from photos, how to slide up in them inboxes.
IT’S GETTING KINDA HOT OUTSIDEDudes in flip-flops still gross.
