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- CITY MANAGER STEPS DOWN AFTER RAISE FLAP
Who knew people didn’t like sneakily handed-out raises?
- CITY RECEIVES NEARLY 600 JOB APPLICATIONS
“Will you sneakily hand out raises?” seems like a good interview question.
- BANDELIER INCREASES CAR ENTRANCE FEE TO $25
And nobody carries you up those ladders, either.
- HUBBLE TELESCOPE TURNS 28
Just wait till you turn 30, bro, because that’s when things really start to click.
- OF COURSE IT’S GONNA DROUGHT THIS SUMMER
And we were so smug about the mild winter, too.
- NYT FINDS FEWER WOMEN IN TOP JOBS THAN DUDES NAMED “JOHN”
Down with John-supremacy.
- NM DISPENSARIES SOLD OVER $1 MILLION OF WEED ON 4/20
Pastry sales also spiked. And antacids.