COMEDIAN MICHELLE WOLF ABSOLUTELY SLAYS AT WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT’S DINNERDon’t get all mad at comedians doing comedian stuff.
SANTA FE UPS STORE ROBBER APOLOGIZES TO CASHIER MID-THEFTAnd they say politeness is dead.
AMTRAK TICKET SALES WINDOW TO CLOSE IN LAMYArchbishop Lamy must be spinning around in his grave.
NORTH KOREA TO DITCH NUKES IF US PROMISES TO NEVER INVADELike, the world’s tiniest pinky-swear or something?
FACEBOOK TO PARTNER WITH CENTRAL NEW MEXICO COMMUNITY COLLEGE FOR DIGITAL MARKETING CERTIFICATE PROGRAMIn addition to lab fees, cost of class includes complete access to private information, stool samples.
SPRINT AND T-MOBILE TO MERGEYou probably still can’t call anyone from downtown.
NATURAL GROCERS TO TAKE OVER OLD WHOLE FOODS LOCATION AT CORDOVA AND ST. FRANCISNo more driving that extra two blocks for supplements!
