- VIOLET CROWN CINEMA TAKES ON SOME OF THE PROGRAMMING FROM SHUTTERED COLLEGE MOVIE THEATER, THE SCREEN But you’ll probably just see Deadpool 2.
- CITY LAND USE AND PARKS AND REC DIRECTORS ASKED TO RESIGN This isn’t like a hilarious sitcom at all!
- FIRST QUARTER NM CANNABIS SALES REPORTS FUZZY But let’s all just try to chill a little. Maybe grab some snacks.
- TESLA SUV WINS GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR TOWING AN AIRPLANE Good. Because any time we’ve had to get a new car our first question is always about whether or not it can tow a fucking airplane.
- STUDIO CENTER (FORMERLY WAREHOUSE 21) MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE Happy teens? You’re killing this place. And also probably your mothers.
- WHITE PEOPLE ACROSS THE NATION CALLING POLICE ON PEOPLE OF COLOR FOR DOING PERFECTLY NORMAL THINGS LIKE NAPPING That’s enough now, white people. Maybe take a break.
- ELECTIONS ARE COMING Truly, the fun never ends.
