CELEBRATION AFTER MEXICO WORLD CUP VICTORY REGISTERS
SEISMICALLY IN MEXICO CITYDinosaur-crazed Jeff Goldblum reflexively mutters, “Life, uh, finds a way.”
ALSO, SOLAR COMPANYY AD CONGRATULATES NEW MEXICO ON BEATING GERMANY IN WORLD CUPThanks. We feel pretty good about it.
STEVE PEARCE PROMISES TO DITCH GOV. MARTINEZ’ TEACHER EVALUATIONSSurely someone who doesn’t work for Susana likes her ideas.
SANTA FE PUBLIC SCHOOLS TEACHER CREDENTIAL MISTAKE COSTS MORE THAN $1 MILLIONSuperintendent announces she’s angry/not responsible.
TENT CATERPILLARS DECIMATE ASPEN GROVE ABOVE SANTA FEForest service issues millions of caterpillar-sized citations for violating the forest closure.
CITY HIRES WOMEN TO LEAD FINANCE, HR AND PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENTSThat’s odd. The men have been doing so well.
MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM VISITS CHILDREN’S DETENTION FACILITY IN SAN DIEGOShe waved at New Mexico as she flew by.
