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- Democrats pledge to donate campaign cash from private prison companies
Now that you’ve caught me, I’ll do the right thing, says attorney general.
- Trump backtracks on child separation
Instead, we’ll humanely imprison entire families. Very humane. The humanest.
- Jurassic World sequel grosses more than $700 million worldwide
Never have so many paid so much for so little (Tom Cruise not included).
- Santa Fe audit explodes in fiery ball of ineptitude
Alan Webber hires self as fire chief.
- Dust devil flips bounce house at Meow Wolf event
Smushed by the multiuniversal atomic vortex (Tom Cruise not included).
- Carson National Forest closes
Forest Service explores breathing ban option (unfortunately, Tom Cruise not included).
- SCOTUS upholds Trump’s Muslim travel ban
But they overturned a WWII-era ruling that supported Japanese internment and it only took 70 years.
