- CENTER FOR CONTEMPORARY ARTS TO TAKE OVER THE SCREEN Because the popularity of foreign black and white movies with subtitles never wanes.
- SANTA FE FIRE CHIEF PROMOTED TO CITY MANAGER Talk about a career on fire.
- PROTESTORS ARRESTED AT STATE CAPITOL, INCLUDING NUNS, RELEASED NEXT DAY You shouldn’t mess with nuns because they have powers—political powers.
- FORMER NM TAX AND REV SECRETARY DEMESIA PADILLA CHARGED WITH USING PUBLIC OFFICE FOR PERSONAL GAIN We could save so much money by adding a “Favor corruption?” question to job applications.
- SANTA FE OPERA SEASON BEGINS Because the popularity of foreign songs with subtitles never wanes.
- ARTIFICIALLY INTELLIGENT ROBOT GOING TO SPACE Cue space horror and robotic violence.
- TOBACCO USE AMONG NM TEENS AT ALL TIME LOW Because nothing beats the smooth, douchebag flavor of that first morning vape.
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07.04.18