BEST OF SANTA FE/TOM PETTY TRIBUTE PARTY LAST FRIDAY PROBABLY EVENT OF THE YEARSuck it, Tio Coco!
AUBREY DUNN JR. DROPS OUT OF SENATE RACEDon’t fret, though, because former Gov. Gary Johnson might pop up on the ballot.
SCHOOL BOARD CONSIDERS OUSTING STUDENT ATHLETES IF THEIR PARENTS ARE OBNOXIOUSAnd if you think they’re gonna go to Dairy Queen after, you’re dead wrong!
RBG SAYS SHE’LL KEEP HER SUPREME COURT SEAT AT LEAST ANOTHER 5 YEARSWhew!
NEW YORK TIMES EDITOR ASKS TRUMP TO COOL IT WITH ANTI-MEDIA STUFFYeah—cool it, bro.
FLOODING CLEANUP CONTINUESAnd we can tell you from experience they probably won’t pick up your water-damaged moving boxes.
NEW MEXICO READING, MATH SCORES IMPROVEGud 4 Nü Mecksico, evreewun!
