7 Days

9.5.2018

  1. INTERNATIONAL TRADE COMMISSION DROPS NEWSPRINT TARIFF Whew!
  2. ZOZOBRA LINES LOCK OUT HUNDREDS AS OLD MAN GLOOM GOES UP IN FLAMES Burn them!
  3. NEW YORKER INVITES, THEN DISINVITES STEVE BANNON TO HEADLINE LITERARY FESTIVAL They realized they fucked up when Ace Ventura pulled out of the program.
  4. REPUBLICANS KEEP KAVANAUGH’S PAPERS SECRET Maybe they contain Trump’s tax returns.
  5. CYFD SAYS IT DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IN CASE OF SEXUALLY ABUSIVE FOSTER FATHER You missed something again.
  6. CITY COUNCIL MEETING GOES UNTIL ALMOST 3AM Because tired government is good government.
  7. ENTRADA SHIFTS PAGEANT It’s now a footrace between Alan Webber, Archbishop Wester and Regis Pecos.