GOV. MARTINEZ CELEBRATES HISPANIC HERITAGE MONTH WITH TRUMPShe swapped pizza for taco bowls.
PROPOSAL FOR TEACHER HOUSING ON SCHOOL PROPERTY SHOT DOWNThese people already make, like, 30k—what the hell else can they possibly want?!
BLASEY FORD AND ACCUSED ASSAULTER KAVANAUGH TO TESTIFYThe joke is that the one with a history of lying under oath might be a Supreme Court justice for life.
REPUBS TRASH WILLIE NELSON AFTER HE STUMPS FOR BETO O’ROURKE IN TEXASIt’s almost like Willie’s a song-slingin’, weed-smokin’, tax-hatin’ liberal or something.
ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE PLAYING FANTASY FOOTBALLAnd we’re just over here like, “A pox upon thine artificial sports skulduggery! Aye, words! Words be the truth!”
PEARCE PROMISES TO RELEASE TAX RETURNS IN MID-OCTOBERAlong with a bunch of Kavanaugh stuff we haven’t seen yet.
ALBUQUERQUE, STATE APPROVE $3 MILLION INCENTIVE FOR TASKUSYou get that this is just a different kind of call center, right?
