WELL, THAT’S OVER
This page goes to press before the election results are in, so … hope you are laughing about something.
CITY I.T. PROJECT ANDALE ISN’T GOING WELL
We hear city employees are calling it “Andale, mañana.”
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME IS ALSO OVER
And it’s one effing hour, all you “What year is this?!” jabronis!
STEPHEN HAWKINGS’ WHEELCHAIR UP FOR AUCTION AT CHRISTIE’S
Please, please someone make it into a time machine.
FARMINGTON HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT MAKES IT TO LIVE ROUND OF THE VOICEAlso a strong contender for SFR’s multi-annual “Who Care-sies?” Award.
ATTORNEY GENERAL WARNS MISS NEW MEXICO CONTESTANTS MIGHT BE AT RISK OF FRAUDAvoiding said fraud not eligible for the talent portion of the competition.
MUSEUM TO AUCTION THREE O’KEEFFE PAINTINGS TO RAISE MONEY FOR NEW ACQUISITIONSThey’re probably not even the good ones, so we’re not bidding.
