- VIRAL HOUSE-TIDYING SHOW HAS PEOPLE DOING ORIGAMI WITH THEIR T-SHIRTS We expect a return to the pile on the floor in 3, 2, 1 …
- DION’S PIZZA UNDER CONSTRUCTION IN LAS SOLERAS The old one sparks joy, so corporate will keep it.
- FORMER SUSANA MARTTINEZ BODYGUARD FILES SUIT ALLEGING PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN GOV AND ANOTHER BODYGUARD These truly are the days of our lives.
- GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN ENDS Enjoy it while it lasts.
- FORMER STARBUCKS CEO MIGHT RUN FOR PREZ Just what we need, another fuckin’ billionaire in charge.
- US SUGGESTS INVADING VENEZUELA That always seems to work out so well, doesn’t it?
- MEDIAN HOME PRICE HITS $380,000 IN SANTA FE If SFR staffers combined all our salaries, we could almost afford half that.
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