MUELLER REPORT IS MORE THAN 430 PAGES
Probably the longest book Trump has ever read. JK, he hasn’t read it.
EASTER, 4/20 FELL ON SAME WEEKEND
He has risen higher and higher.
LEADER OF VIGILANTE GROUP THAT HELD MIGRANTS AT GUNPOINT ALSO SUSPECTED OF PLOTTING ASSASSINATION OF HILLARY CLINTON, OBAMA, SOROS
That tracks with what we know about militant, gun-happy monsters with no regard for non-white male human life.
JEOPARDY! STAR ON 13-NIGHT WIN STREAK
Suck it, Ken Jennings!
MAYOR WEBBER WANTS $6 MILLION CITY BUDGET INCREASEAnd here we thought that’s roughly what the downtown parking meters raised per day.
SUPREME COURT TO DECIDE WHETHER A FEDERAL LAW CAN DISCRIMINATE AGAINST LGBTQIA+ WORKERSFuuuuuuuuck that.
FOREST FENN STALKER TAKEN INTO CUSTODY IN NEVADAAnd if that’s where he was looking for the treasure, he read Fenn’s poem all wrong.
