ALLIGATORS SPOTTED SWIMMING IN RIO GRANDE THROUGH TEXASThe locusts have come, too.
CITY OKs USE OF DRINKING WATER FOR GOLF COURSE IRRIGATION WHILE SEWER ISSUE IS INVESTIGATEDCue the outrage! Print the bumper stickers!
AOC VISITS IMMIGRATION CAMPAnd it’s so much worse than you ever imagined.
MEANWHILE, PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP RUN BY CAMP GUARDS CONTAINS UTTERLY VILE AND HATEFUL CONTENTFind yourself a different paper to read if you support this stuff.
WHALING RETURNS TO JAPANJesus, really?! What the hell else can happen this week?
SANTA FE COMPANY EARTHSTONE TO SELL PRODUCT AT WALMARTWe’re torn since Walmart is evil, but we also like good things to happen to hometown heroes.
MICHELLE LUJAN GRISHAM ATTENDS SANTA FE PRIDEWoah—so did we!
