- NO, OUR FOREFATHERS NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ANY AIRPORT But one does have to ask how much longer we can put up with this shit.
- ACTRESS HALLE BAILEY CAST AS ARIEL IN UPCOMING LIVE-ACTION LITTLE MERMAID MOVIE And somehow the internet thinks a half-fish, half-lady played by a woman of color is the least believable part of that fairytale (also, you totally read that as “Halle Berry”).
- MEDIAN HOME PRICES IN SANTA FE CONTINUE TO RISE That was a real cool town we had here once.
- FACEBOOK GROUP WITH OVER 100,000 UFO BELIEVERS PLANS TO STORM AREA 51 IN SEARCH OF “THE TRUTH” Generals Tom DeLonge and David Duchovny to lead the charge.
- “COMING SOON” SIGN APPEARS OUTSIDE PROPOSED DEVARGAS CENTER BOWLING ALLEY You just know this is going to mess with home prices, too.
- DISNEYLAND’S STAR WARS EXPANSION DRAWS FEWER VISITORS THAT EXPECTED This is also Solo‘s fault.
- COPS ASKED TO LEAVE STARBUCKS Does this mean Starbucks is ANTIFA now?
7 Days
7.10.2019