REPORT SAYS LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LAB LOST TRACK OF 250 BARRELS OF NUCLEAR WASTEIt’s always in the last place you think to look.
MISOGYNIST PELETON AD TANKS EXERCISE BIKE COMPANY’S STOCKThis year, give her a new complex based in your patriarchal need to define her validity through physical appearance.
DUCT TAPED BANANA PIECE AT MIAMI’S ART BASEL SELLS FOR $120,000; GETS EATEN THEN REPLACEDSpeculative art is trash.
CHIPOTLE OPENS IN SANTA FE THIS WEEKIn other towns, this probably wouldn’t even be in the newspaper.
PROPOSED PLAN WOULD GIVE MUNICIPAL WORKERS A HALF DAY ON ELECTION DAY TO BOLSTER VOTING NUMBERSGive ’em the whole day, shit!
GOLDEN GLOBES SNUB WOMEN DIRECTORS FOR THE BAZZILIONTH YEAR IN A ROWTheir style? Wack. Their gear? Wack. The way they nominate? Wack. Women directors, though? They’re rad as fuck!
DA SERNA BANNER REMOVED FROM SANTA FE HIGH GYMEffectively killing any impact his good hair might have had on students’ aspirational styling goals.
