7 Days

04.01.20

  1. TRUMP BOASTS COVID-19 BRIEFINGS ARE A “RATINGS HIT” VIA TWITTER We’re tired of dancing around it—this man is a dangerous fucking idiot. Full stop.
  2. HE’S ALSO ROLLING BACK EPA LAWS WHILE WE’RE ALL STUCK AT HOME Uggggggggghhhhh!
  3. CITY TO MOVE HOMELESS SANTA FEANS INTO MIDTOWN CAMPUS HOUSING So, like, if we could have been doing this the whole time…what the hell have we been doing?
  4. MIDTOWN CAMPUS REDEVLOPER RECOMMENDATION STILL SUPER SECRET So many mysteries.
  5. COUNTY CLERKS ASK FOR MAIL-ONLY PRIMARY ELECTION Because nothing chills Democracy like a pandemic.
  6. GOV. SAYS 26 COVID-19 CASES HAVE RECOVERED Just a little good news for you there.
  7. ARE YOU SIX FEET AWAY FROM MOST EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW? You should be.