GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM WEARS SANTA FE OPERA FACEMASK AT RECENT PRESS BRIEFINGWhat is this, Un ballo in maschera? Ha! Opera jokes!
MARTY SANCHEZ GOLF COURSE WON’T REOPEN YET DUE TO IRRIGATION ISSUESDon’t drop your monocle while gasping over that news—you’ll whack balls again someday.
STATE SUPREME COURT TELLS GRANTS MAYOR TO GET IT TOGETHER AND OBEY VIRUS ORDERSYeah, bro, get it together. You obviously don’t care about haircuts.
COURT ALSO RULES THAT KEEPING PRISONERS IN PRISON DURING COVID-19 IS OKBacking up the unofficial theory that knowledge is not, in fact, power.
SANTA FE MAN DRESSES LIKE DEADPOOL, DANCES AROUND TOWN TO LIGHTEN THE MOODWe know foul-mouthed and ultra-violent comic book characters cheer us up. We mean that sincerely.
SANTA FE INDEPENDENT FILM FESTIVAL NAMED ONE OF MOVIEMAKER‘S FILM FESTS “WORTH THE ADMISSION”They should change the name of the magazine to Old News Quarterly, because we’ve been saying that for years.
DEPT. OF WORKFORCE SOLUTIONS SAYS REFUSAL TO RETURN TO WORK COULD MEAN LOSS OF UNEMPLOYMENT BENEFITS
Being on hold with this department is not considered a full time job, but it should be.
