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- TIK-TOK AND K-POP FANS TAKE CREDIT FOR LOW TRUMP RALLY NUMBERS IN OKLAHOMA
BTS means “Big Trump Sadsies” these days.
- CITY GRT DIP NOT AS DEEP AS ESTIMATED
It’s still bad, it’s just not as bad.
- DE VARGAS STATUE MOVED TO SECRET LOCATION
He’s got his own bunker, just like Trump and other not-to-be named villains.
- AMP CONCERTS’ OUTDOOR DRIVE-IN SHOW WITH LOCAL BAND DETROIT LIGHTNING WAS APPARENTLY PRETTY AWESOME
Even if it was all Grateful Dead songs…
- FAUCI SAYS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE IS ABOUT “WHEN,” NOT “IF”
Kind of like how when you don’t wear a mask, people don’t have to wonder if you’re a dick.
- BALLOON FIESTA CANCELED
Remember when we all thought we’d be partying by now?
- THERE’S NOT A LOT OF FUNNY STUFF GOING ON RIGHT NOW
Just sayin’.
