- IT’S HOT Nothing like the triple digits to grow one’s love of all mankind.
- NEOWISE COMET VISIBLE TO THE NAKED EYE We had you at naked.
- RESTAURANT ASSOCIATION TO FIGHT COVID DINE-IN CLOSURES IN COURT Because MLG’s long con was to get elected governor and then slowly destroy restaurants—all she needed was a global pandemic to throw people off the scent.
- NO NEW NAME YET FOR WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM That petition for The Honkies is not moving as fast as we’d like.
- ELDORADO BOBCATS HAVING ‘MILK SNACK’ GO VIRAL We need kittens now more than ever.
- PLUS THERE’S BEAR SIGHTINGS IN SANTA FE Hold your pic-i-nic baskets close, everyone.
- HATCH CHILE FESTIVAL CANCELED FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER Noooooooooooooooo!
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