TRUMP PAID $750 IN TAXES IN 2016/2017“We literally could not care less,” say supporters.
CITY COUNCIL TO SELECT MEMBERS OF NEW POLICING TASK FORCEBecause if there’s one things cops love, it’s oversight.
APPARENTLY IT’S GONNA BE A PRETTY DRY WINTERThere’s always indoor ultimate frisbee.
PUBLIC SCHOOLS ENROLLMENT DOWN, JEOPARDIZING BUDGETThe outlook for snow days is also not looking good.
COVID NUMBERS CREEPING BACK UPBut at least you were rude to those waiters while you had the chance, right?
MUSEUMS AND CULTURAL SITES STILL REOPENING, THOUGHLet us mask up, art friends!
FIRST DEBATE HAPPENED THIS WEEK BUT WE PUBLISH BEFORE IT AIRSWe’ll still bet you $50 Trump is a piece of shit and Biden doesn’t seem to know where he is or what’s happening.
