- WE PROBABLY DON’T HAVE ELECTION RESULTS YET… The important thing is that we all feel terrible all the time.
- …BUT PEOPLE VOTED IN RECORD NUMBERS Way to go America…we think.
- BERLIN MADAME TUSSAUD’S WAX MUSEUM TOSSES WAX TRUMP FIGURE IN DUMPSTER Nice. Wax makes the best fire starter.
- FOOD HALL CHOMP SLATED TO OPEN THIS MONTH Three years later, this will force us to admit Talin Market is gone for good.
- UNM SLAPS STUDENT JOURNALIST WITH DO-NOT-CONTACT ORDER FOLLOWING STRING OF TWITTER JOKES That was a real nice First Amendment we had there once.
- GOV. LUJAN GRISHAM WANTS $25 MILLION TO BOLSTER TOURISM Given how most people we know make a living, our real concern is that it’s not more.
- CITY COUNCIL USES CORONAVIRUS RECOVERY MONEY TO HIRE PRIVATE SECURITY FOR PLAZA AND SHELTERS Because rent-a-cops clearly topped the list of the biggest needs.
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