- TRUMP DONE GOT VOTED OUT… Whhhhhhheeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!
- …SO SUPPORTERS RALLIED AT THE ROUNDHOUSE SANS-MASK At this point, folks who won’t do masks are welcome to all get together in places where we won’t be.
- NEW MEXICO ELECTS ALL WOMEN OF COLOR TO THE US HOUSE They’ve been doing all the good work anyway, so…
- BIDEN TO BRING FIRST-EVER RESCUE DOG TO WHITE HOUSE And he’s basically the goodest boy of all time.
- HE ALSO THANKED THE TRANS COMMUNITY IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH Seems a whole lot cooler than actively trying to erase them and/or ruin their lives like Trump has been doing.
- PFIZER ANNOUNCES COVID-19 VACCINE IS ABOUT 90% EFFECTIVE Sorry, 10%. Better luck next time.
- HEALTH OFFICIALS ENCOURAGE SKIPPING HOLIDAY GATHERINGS
Some people still need it spelled out. Doctors have better things to do than stitch up your hand from a turkey-carving error.
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