- TRUMP MOCKED MERCILESSLY AFTER MAKING ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ITTY-BITTY DESK It’s kind of the only good thing he’s done during his term.
- CITY REPLACES HOLIDAY PLAZA LIGHTING EVENT WITH CRUISE. We’re all relieved that cruising is officially sanctioned now.
- STATE IMPLEMENTS RED-TO-GREEN PANDEMIC SYSTEM FOR CLOSURES, HEALTH ORDERS, ETC. Demonstrating again that we can’t do anything in this state without making a cutesy chile reference about it.
- SMALL BUSINESSES NERVOUS ABOUT HOLIDAY SHOPPING INCOME Please remember that before you choose gifts from the crap no one wants on Amazon.
- INDIAN MARKET, FOLK ART MARKET, OTHERS PHASE TO VIRTUAL STOREFRONTS And remember this, too!
- AOC PLAYS AMONG US FOR HOURS VIA TWITCH.COM Seems the opposite of sus.
- ONE MORE MONTH TO GO IN 2020 We know next year likely won’t be arbitrarily easier somehow, but we’re glad this one’s almost over.
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