NEW MEXICO ARTIST COLLECTIVE CLAIMS CREDIT FOR WORLDWIDE MONOLITH STUNTVisit their website for extras and ringtones.
LUJAN GRISHAM NOT GETTING THAT FEDERAL HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES JOB AFTER ALLChin up, Howie Morales.
NEW MEXICO HOSPITALS COULD START RATIONING HEALTHCAREBut, please, by all means—tell us more about how masks are just so hard to wear.
FOREST FENN TREASURE FINDER REVEALS HIS IDENTITYIs it time for tribal leaders to pick over what’s left of Fenn’s collection?
SANTA FE SKI BASIN HAS OPENED AND BUSES TO THE TOP ARE FREEEnjoy that bus, because nothing else on this day will be free.
WAL-MART TO GIVE OUT $150 and $300 BONUSES TO PART-TIME AND FULL-TIME WORKERS RESPECTIVELYThat oughta soften the blow of needing to be on welfare!
TEXAS MAN SAYS HE’S BUMMED OUT MORE SANTA FEANS DIDN’T SAY HI TO HIM WHILE HE WAS HERE ON VACATION IN LETTER TO THE SANTA FE NEW MEXICANSpread the word, Texas—we’re super unfriendly here, so you should maybe just stay in Lukenbach or wherever until this whole pandemic subsides. Maybe longer to be safe.
